Venomous vs poisonous! The animals are: northern copperhead, cane toad, tiger keelback snake, hooded pitohui, northern short-tailed shrew.
excuse me u have a lion in ur house
excuse me there is a lion chewing on your childs head that’s not a good thing
where can i buy these dogs
it’s been a year and people still be messaging me saying these aren’t dogs
its been a whole year since anyone fucking messaged me explaining what a dog is.
Toil and Till (7x02)
- *favourite character appears*
- me: *delighted pterodactyl noises*
when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store
jokes Americans won’t get
why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???
didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERSPerhaps because so much of America is so far from any ocean? But of course the few hundred miles from any of the coasts are the most densely populated places.
But it’s still ridiculous to just say that Americans wouldn’t get this joke. Like as if people that don’t live by the ocean would never ever learn what a buoy is.
'Cause we all howdy yeehaw hicks in America, ain't we. What the sassafras is a buoy?? It's a thing in the OCEAN? Well tan my hide and call me Samantha, I ain't EVER SEEN A OCEAN.
Sorry, it’s just funny at this point to me. xDDD
Don’t cut to my screen.
Someone who’s screen will be cut to in the video (Gavin Free, probably)
school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not